Thor’s day

We got the place so hot and sticky yesterday that we woke up Thor.  In the early hours of his morning, thor’s day, he rumbled awake. He grumbled like an old man in the distance, irritable. He just kept going on.
Then he started pounding around and having a good old think about things and he wound himself up.
He started really shouting, no, kind of roaring, deep, deeper than a Castilian growler, and he got really very angry. Then suddenly like a huge scary adult to a cheeky child, when you know you have pushed it too far, been naughty too long, he rushed over the mountains, down over the bay of Barcelona and he showed us his wroth … and he roared … and he shamed us awake with lightening of sheet white bright.